What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.