What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.