Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.