Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.