Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card