Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards