What do you call a stoner when horny?

Now please post weed related jokes

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.