Now please post weed related jokes
High maintenance
They're both high.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Pothead plants.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
The variables aren't necessarily related.
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.