What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.