What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself