What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.