What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna