Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.