Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
Look ma, no hands!
Attire.
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
It could get you an in descent exposure charge.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.