Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Peddle Jokes More Peddle Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack