How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.