Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.