Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes