Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.