Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...