Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.