What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!