What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...