What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.