Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters