Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )