Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.