Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.