How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.