A: The food tastes funny.
Not Mariah Carey
They were caught sweeping together.
Because God is black.
Because he tasted funny!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Because you only get out what you pudding.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Go straight for the juggler.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
He was a little shellfish
