A: The food tastes funny.
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Cus they have to taste it twice!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Finding out the chef is bald.
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Do you get a laughing stock?
When it's ajar.
The word "free"
