How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's