What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.