Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Cos Sin Tan Jokes More Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans