Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!