Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.