Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp