Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)