They both exaggerate the length.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A-hem!
cos' sin tans
Sprigonometry
Cos sin tan (Because suntan)
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
A NASAccist!
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Because he was born in a barn.
Shoes wisely
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
To a remote island...
Carlos.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
Cause all their pants are half-off
Trees. They're quite shady.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
He'd get it.
Expectorant(/spoiler)