A-hem!
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Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Because they were tailor made for it.
They insist that the fit could be better.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Denim denim denim
She pulled her pants up.
He didn't want to play second fidel
Cuba wood !
cos' sin tans
Sprigonometry
Carlene against that wall
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Honey, why the wrong face
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !