Hem Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.