Hem Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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Cuba Jokes More Cuba Jokes

Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)