When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.