When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

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Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !