What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.