What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".