What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry