What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair