What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.