What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

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How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns