What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)