What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens