Wool Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !