What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.