What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.