What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !