What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...