The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
His lips are moving.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Disappointed.
Timing.
She was skipping without her bra
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...