What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...