What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...