What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.