What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...