What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...