How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.