How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."