How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."