Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."