Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile