Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.