Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.