Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !