Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker