Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.