What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!