What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.