What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!