What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What did you win?

Atrophy

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)