What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!