What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.