Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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A cantelope.

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The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.