Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.