Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.