Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.