What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread