What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten