What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!