Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work