Because that's what they did last year.
To say hello from the other side.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
he was two chickens
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
It takes four years to get an election.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.