Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.