Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.