Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost