Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.