A snowfake.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
There was no atmosphere
We need to give you a cavity search
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Let's hang.
Clothes but no cigar...
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Because you have to hollow out the head.
You would get severe frostbite.
The sausages.
An outlet
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
He began to feel Merry.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
He had no body to go with.
