A snowfake.
I think I'm gonna crash
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Rice.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
They shake hands.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
About forty years.
They'd be terrified
He began to feel Merry.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Con unhinged !
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He had no body to go with.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit