A snowfake.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
A ghoul Yule!
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A: A snowmobile!
Snowblower
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Not Yeti
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
An ill-eagle
One's a pro, and one's a con.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
tenish.
Anglican.
