A snowfake.
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Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
A. He uses "windows".
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
A nice hare cut
I'll tell you tomorrow
Medium burgers!
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Business kept falling off!
The bond matures.
