A snowfake.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
She's trans-parent.
None attended the University of Miami.
he's not a mourning person
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
They prey on you !
Talon*tless. ...Sorry.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
None, change comes from within.
A Brazilian!
Because Han was flying so low.
Your man is open!"