Permission Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Coffee Mug

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .