A snowfake.
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Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
A falcon genius.
Birds of prey !
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
At the ghost office.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Throw me a frickin bone here.
A mocking bird!
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
