A snowfake.
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Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
Gold digging
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
Tut-an-kham-en
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
It's ill-eagle
He was an ill eagle.
Because they're good at finding common ground.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Cos Chernobyl fall out
They know people will blow them.
A $100 bill makes change
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
