How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...