Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
High Street, of course.
The fun guy
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Because it's a First Order approximation.
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
A broomerang!
Rise up lights
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
