How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...