How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...