Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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It had a plane to catch.

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BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane