Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane