How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.