Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele