Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.