He had a bad experience with windows.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because Windows 7 8 9.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Blunt trauma.
He had a bad experience with Windows