What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!