Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Scary Guy Jokes More Scary Guy Jokes

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.