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Intimidating others.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
It had a sandy bottom.
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
Steamed vegetables.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
You know he's guilty.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Swiping and wiping.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Choco-late.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
