Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts