Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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No guts.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.