Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.