Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart