What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.