A: party poopers
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
It's stalemate
Because they literally can't even.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
Your room-matey.
He's a party pooper!