What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Green Eggs Jokes More Green Eggs Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.