What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater