What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater