Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call a story about beastiality?

Fifty Shades of Neigh

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.